6 WEIRD THINGS ABOUT ME

So I've been assigned this mission of posting six weird things about me...

1. I am usually fifteen minutes late to anything because, due to my paranoia of fire, I have to go through my house at least 17 times each morning to make sure everything in the house is unplugged. I have thought about making a checklist, but what's the fun in that? Also I have wondered, do you think a smoke detector has ever shorted out actually CAUSING a fire???

2. I've always been about as lucky as a black cat crossing your path after you broke a mirror and one of those chain e-mails, and yet, moving half was across the country to pursue a one in a zillion shot at being a successfull recording artist seemed like a really good idea at the time.

3. After 13 years of living in Tennessee the terms "fixin' too", "all y'all", and "might could" sound like completely good English, but Jeff Foxworthy isn't as funny because it sounds like he's talking totally normal.

4. They say that flying is safer than driving but I don't buy it. The whole concept of flying is totally unnatural and anybody that thinks they really are in control of a plane is a much more optimistic person than I am.

5. Horses give me the willys too. I went horseback riding one time and one time only. When riding on the back of a horse, you are in control of nothing. They will do whatever they want regardless of how much you yank on the reign things and eventually will throw you off probably breaking your neck. I'll take a motorcycle any day. You might still end up dead, but at least it's you own fault.

6. I really think that if I won the lottery I'd still eat a lot of fast food. I mean, I'd probably order a lot of extra cheese, but I'd still love the double whopper.